People these days.
Good god I had a scadalous time Friday night.
I worked at a 6th to 8th grader dance for the second time..It’s so fun! ’s not even natural how much of a blast I had. Isabelle, Val and I started by working at the coat racks..SO that means we were there when the “stampede” of kids came in. Frig, the dance was SUPPOSED to start at 7:30, but like, 3/4 of the jeunes bolted in at a quarter after. I WASN’T PREPARED!! I was like still arranging the tickets when these little girls that look younger than Claire (I hope you realise that was sarcasm..) show up!! AND THEN EVERYONE CAME. AHHH IT WAS HELL. Some kids, much to the contraire of our rules, stayed in the halls while we took coats..That’s soooo annoying, cause then you’re like: “Oh, can I help you?” and they just give you this look and say: “I already gave you my coat.” To wich I reply, in a John Pinette way: “GET OUTTA DA LINE!!” Sweet geezus. Some kids need to learn the coat rack rules. AND FAST. Because next time a kid tells me I already took their coat, but they’re still standing there 982735973 minutes later, I’ll break some bonez.
Plus, there was this girl there. Ohmigawd. She was from out of town, here for the ringette tourney (she was 15 btw, NOT ALLOWED TO BE AT THE DANCE- we kicked some dudes out at the beggining ’cause they were in 9th grade. HA!) and she made everyone think she was from New York, and was Raven’s cousin. Raven as in, That’s So Raven, Raven. Didn’t fool me though..Anyway, once we were on caf. duty, Fergalicious started to play and I was soo glad so I started to dance ;D LYK OMGz I lyk luv dat song lyk LOLZ!!1 BUT, that chicky-poo who’s from “New-York” (aka Timmins) began dancing like some kinda..well, you know what I’m saying. TONS, and I mean TONS, of people crowded around her to watch. (Did I mention she has body-guard chicks hanging with her?? Creepy.) All the boys were drooling, wich was quite hilarious considering they’re all little kids..*shudder* and the girl actually pulled in this one guy who’s SO UGLY, my corneas exploded. I mean, there were other guys who were MUCH cuter there. (trust me, there were. But ew. They’re, like, 8th graders :O) And yet, she HAD to dance with the ugly one. Maybe she’s visualy impared? impaired? No matter how you spell it, she was prolly blind.
As the night went on, I heard more and more whispers about that girl. One story particularly scarred me: Apperantly, according to my inside source, the girl dropped a water bottle on the floor and said: “Whoever picks it up, gets to dance with me.”
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BITCH! Excuse my language but c’mon! What a turd!! I wanted to smack ‘er! Oh god I should’ve..Anywho, I had to see for myself how much of a..an evil thing she was. So I went onto the dance floor with some girls I know and they showed me where she was. This posse of love-struck boys were following her like puppies!! Then her “body-guards” were all like: “Ok boys, she doesn’t want to be touched, go away. Go dance somewhere else people.”
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*twitch* I just about went up to her and POKED HER RIGHT IN THE FACE. TAKE THAT YOU WANNABE ATTENTION SEEKER!!!1!!!111! YOUR LITTLE BARBIE DOLL FRIENDS DON’T SCARE ME!!!! YOU’RE IN OUR TOWN NOW!! WATCH ME, I’LL KICK YOU OUTTA HERE SO FASST YOU WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO GET YOUR COAT. Phew. That was nice to get off my chest…But seriously, people like that pee me off so bad, it’s crazy. She was acting like the queen of the house!! And she was cruising the ugly little boys!! YOU CREEPY 15 YEAR OLD YOU!! Ugh. When she finally left, before the dance ended (way before..), she was waving and smiling saying Oh, thanks guys! Bye! Thanks so much!…Like coming to this dance was us doing her a favor. (A little boy was getting money from his coat when he saw her leaving, then he was like: “Bye! I love you!” LMFAO. Poor kid.) Psh. She didn’t even leave in a limo or anything, just a mini-van… Real nice chick. Reeeal nice.
God, everyone was talking about her, even if they figured out that she was playing with everyone’s head. The adults especially had a blast gossiping about the whole ordeal.. Can’t blame ‘em though. It was hilarious.
I had so much fun..I really can’t wait to wark at the next dance!! I’ll get to dance on the stage with Janelle, Val and Isa to Yolande Wong again!! WHOO! It’s so fun!! We even get English people dancing to that song…. It’s awsome, ’cause it’s french..actually, there were like, three of them doing the moves!! When you see that, you know you’ve done good.
I’ve done good. And I can’t wait to do it again.
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